Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Kidnappers Tour Day 2 "OH YOU THINK YOURE FUN?!"

Day 2: Allston Mass. The Wacky Castle

We woke up in conn to the most delicious vegan breakfast and a cat that had Benjamin Button syndrome(the cat every once in awhile turns into brad pitt). We loaded up and out and stopped at this rad coffee shop. We then proceeded to take turns spitting on ross of snowing calling him a bitch and left for allston. On this Road trip we got down on more Trapped in The Closet. Squid brought to our attentions that not only does he love R. Kelly, but he also hated him mainly because he cant read. Fucked up right? We go to allston with more time to kill than Stephen Benford (dont ask). We met the amazing Mike Van Buren and his other roommates who run wacky castle. Mike is a rad guy and we loved him! He's in The Saddest Landscape! They helped us get some awesome Vegan Pizza and showed us the best in hospitality! Also Nate from Choke up gave us directions to his house and got me rickey and squid filled with sudsy goodness and introduced us to his awesome roommates. We drank heavily, bought some road sodas and headed back to the castle. We stormed the bay doors and laid waste to the peasants and the land. We pillaged and burned everything. Ross had a battle axe and chopped some dudes head off. Ross is a bad person. He even voted for Nader.....i mean come on....really? Single Female Lawyer played and it was sweet tits! Naptakers took the floor and killed it once again for the second night in a row! They must practice i guess.
this is what it looked like
http://www.archive.org/details/Nap_Takers-02-26-2011-Wacky_Kastle-Allston_MA

by the time we were up i wanted to puke and kill people. Im too fat. I hate Squid. He stole my bowl of pasta!
if you wanna see what it looked like go to this link:
http://www.archive.org/details/Kids-02-26-2011-Wacky_Kastle-Allston_MA 

If you havent yet go listen to Choke up! They Stole the show! they are the nicest and raddest dudes you can ever know!

Shows over and enter party mode: Squid said alot of mean things. He started boxing the support beam in the basement (someone had too many brews). We took a tour photo. Were so tough. Squid Did Edgar impressions till we died. K-lambo took so sick pics of the show Kids  Naptakers Choke Up!




Things i remembered:
-Blunts are fun
-Squid is a fuck but a good guy....but a fuck none the less
-Drew is the man
-Sara is trained in several forms of Ti Kwan Chode
-MIB and Dead Fall are very much important too us!
-Bear Clearly Believes in magic.
-Rickey is the most Thugged out dude we know
-Ill never do Ecstasy 
-Squid is Always Ready
-Sean hates everyone.

"I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger." 
- The Rules Of Attraction

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